Laughter is great for the soul

Hi all,

Well i think wev'e all had a few rib tickling experiences in our lives. So here's the room you can share your laughter in. Tell us a joke,a funny story,anything that makes you laugh,something you've seen,heard etc and think will brighten someone elses day.

Laughter is great for the soul

Claire x

Ive got one for ya When is it your turn to wash the pots


Yep i know

Get your coat yor


Awwwwwwwwww

wot are you two like! seems to be every topic i go on lately and you're at it

anyway, here's one for ya! thought this was cute

Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

Heavenly Girl x

thought that was funny HG,not actually heard that one before.

I've found a kiddie joke too,well its funny things that children say.

Clinton was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

Awwww bless xx

I love these new smiley things,they're just so cute!

Sarah x

Thanks for the funny jokes you lot,that includes you too wingman about washing the pots!

cute jokes those sarah and HG

here's one for ya

Teacher: 'Is your computer on the Internet?'

Child : 'No it's on a table'

cheeky isnt the word

You lot are totaly bonkers

Now thats funny

you love us really....what would you do without us

Oi Neptune..you're getting cheekier by the minute!

Great jokes everyone.The oldest are always the best.Kids do say the funniest things sometimes......so it means im only about 18.haha! 18 Too much information.

I think he is still hyper from that mention in the podcast

I get it Spirit Searcher! even if no one else did.

HG x

p.s. its great to have a mention in the podcast. I love it...hint hint!

Well Wingman will take dedications HG,if he gets enough of them for another podcast.

I get it also SS, that makes me about 16,i'm younger than you!

Claire x

claire

i think that wingman best make a whole new podcast just for Heavenly Girl! is that a big enough hint for you HG !

your barmy you lot

Here's a typical eBay mentality for ya!

Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

i'd have to agree with you there sarah!

sarah

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
>>mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he
>>observed.
>>
>> To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
>> You've even named your daughter Candy.'
>>
>>He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
>>Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
>>
>>He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This
>>too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
>>
>>At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
>>little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
>>Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.

Thanks for posting that Faeriesrfree, that was really funny!!

i like that one faeries!

SS x

I like that one, its a good job there was'nt a daughter called Fanny,

Neptune!
Glad you all enjoyed it. I thought it was cute!

Faeriesrfree

Trust you Neptune!

it was a good one Faeries. If you get anymore,then please post them.

Claire x

Here's one for you

A Drunk walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, How much for
that TV set in the window? THe owner looks at the TV set, then looks at
the drunk, and says, I don’t sell stuff to drunks. So the man
tells the owner that he’ll quit drinking and will come back the next week
to buy the TV. A week later, the drunk comes back and says, I quit Drinking. Now, how much for that TV set in the window? And the owner
says, I told you I don’t sell to drunks So the man leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, How much for that TV? The owner
says, I’m not going to tell you again, I don’t sell to Drunks The man looks back at the owner and says, How can you tell I’m a Drunk The owner looks back and says, Because that’s a damn microwave!

that made me laugh that did!! great joke Neptune! sounds like me after a night on the tiles!

Faeries I thought that one you posted was really funny too!! i love jokes like these.

Thanks for the laugh guys!! Bring em on!!

HG x